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Today is Da Vinci Day!!!

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Here's a great site for a background image for the firefox condom wrapper.... (or just download from the links below)

Always Use Protection
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...right monitor
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"Always use protection. Browse with Firefox" Campaign

Ahh yeah!!! The "Always use protection" campaign is upon us....I have been using this sloagan for years now....I hope and pray that they come out with the poster...I will buy TONS of them! Post comments on this blog entry off of SpreadFirefox.com to get them to release it...they are having doubts!

The image �http://piercedotzler.com/asa/protection.jpg� cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

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Tiger's features revealed!

200 New features of Tiger described!

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Poop for Peace Today

Poop for Peace is today - The 15th (www.poopreport.com/peace). If you don't want to be part of the call but still want to Poop for Peace, here is a rundown of how to do so:

1. It doesn't matter whether you poop for peace at home, work, or a Starbucks in between. What matters is this: leave your newspaper on the couch. Leave your magazine at your desk. Enter the bathroom with nothing to distract you, with only this to guide you.

2. Close the door, bare your butt, and sit on the toilet as normal. Do not, however, yet poop.

Instead, focus on that feeling in your colon. Think about it. Savor it. Analyze it -- this pressure, this urgency, this unrelenting imperative no man or woman can deny. Think of the millions of people in your country feeling the exact same urgency at the exact same time. Think of the BILLIONS of people in the world who felt this urgency in the last twenty-four hours.

There are six billion people in the world, and every single one of us is intimately familiar with the exact sensation you're experiencing right now.

3. Now, let it flow. And as you do --

think of the rich man, with all his finery.
think of the President, with all his power.
think of Osama bin Laden, with all his anger.
think of Katherine Hepburn, with all her grace.
think of the migrant worker, with all his worries.
think of the Dalai Lama, with all his holiness.
think of Sandra Day O'Connor, with all her responsibility.
think of John Elway, with all his prowess.
think of your mother, with all her love.

Think of the one thing they have in common.

4. Finish your poop.

5. As you stand up, look down. This is the sight that greets Saddam Hussein every morning in his cell. This is the sight that greets Prince Charles every morning in his castle. No matter your skin color, your religion, or your sex, this is proof of your membership in the human race.

This brown monolith, bobbing gently in the jaundiced water, represents the most basic human urges. Each one of us -- popes, presidents, politicians, patriots, peasants, policemen, your parents, and on -- each one of us has the same needs, wants, and desires. We all must eat, must drink, and must poop. Whatever our differences are, they pale in comparison to the great commonality: we are all human beings. And boy, does each of us stink.

6. Flush the toilet.

Let the sound of the water cleanse you of your antagonistic worldview. As your stagnant grogan drains down the pipes, let your antipathy drain with it. And that clear, clean, fresh water refilling in the bowl -- let that represent the purity of your soul, refreshed and renewed as your still-quivering asshole.

7. Leave this printout in the bathroom for the next pooper.

8. Don't forget to wipe.

9. Go to poopreport.com/peace and share in mankind's triumph.

Those nine simple steps may very well save humanity. We'll find out tomorrow -- Poop For Peace Day. See you then!

Thanks to Chris Rockwell of The Daily Download podcast for this information.

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April 15 - HAHA!

The Word of the Day for April 15, 2005 is: HAHA!

Mainly laughing b/c I have long since filed my tax return and gotten my refund..and there is going to be a stampede of people at the post office today.

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Reese's scam!!!

Here are some pictures of Reese's products to look out for. And the proof of the scam they are pulling right in front of our fat faces...that is until now...thanks to On Your Side.

Chocolate Lovers
Exactly the same as original.
White Chocolate
Not really that good. Who likes white chocolate anyway?

Fudge lovers
Actually pretty good. Tastes different.
Extra Smooth and Creamy
Exactly the same.

Peanut Butter Lovers
Basically the same, except a small layer of Peanut Butter across the top.

Thanks to the reporting team over at Glenn Beck for these important details about the latest Reese's scam.