What a messed up weekend.... Where to even begin? I guess I
should begin as all weekend updates do...with ...
Friday - Well Friday was an easy day. Nothing happened and I went to bed really
early.
Saturday - Gasparilla. I get into town and well...first my brother asked if I
wanted to go with him so we drive over there together. We get in his vehicle
and drive on over to Tampa
with no clue on where we are going to be parking or even how to get there. We
finally drive down Kennedy Blvd
off of Dale Mabry. The traffic leads us to an area near to Bayshore Blvd, the location of the
parade. I was mainly going to see and hear Glenn Beck do his yearly coverage of
the parade. We popped out onto Bayshore
Blvd and had no idea where Mr. Beck would be. We
begin to talk to the left. We walk and walk and walk. All the way up to the end
of the parade route and to Publix. Then we begin to walk back and eventually
get back to where we started. Now keep in mind that this walking took up about
2 sentences, but was about 45 minutes to an hour of time. Aaron finally finds
some attractive women he would like to stand next to and decides to stop there and
watch the parade from there. I advise him that I am going to keep looking for
Glenn. I now go all the way down practically to the beginning of the parade
route and find where Glenn is broadcasting from. I work my way into that area
even though it was gated off and it seemed that you needed a special badge to
get into that area. I walk over to where Glenn is broadcasting and during a commercial
break yell out to Glenn and shake his, Stu's and Jeffy's hand. I speak to them
for a few minutes and even show them the new iPod shuffle as that Glenn is a
huge iPod fan.
It was an enjoyable parade and being so close to the
broadcasting booth had it's benefits, as that there was a large amount of fall
out from items that would slide off the sun cover. I ended up with a number of
beads and a nearly every type of specialty beads, a t-shirt for Bay News 9 and
even a stuffed bunny rabbit. At the end of the event I went to see if I could
get my picture taken with Glenn but his security detail was not allowing anyone
access to him. I did see Tanya and Raiff. A very adorable son.
So now I am faced with finding my brother Aaron out of half
a million people. I start walking back and my feet are KILLING ME at this
point. I find my way back to an area that seems close to where we came out, but
even at that we have a bit of a walk up to where the vehicle is. All of a
sudden, BAM!!! There he is. Great timing as that we were on the road we needed
to walk down to get to the car. We drove home and I ended up going to bed for
the night....mind you it was only around 7-8EST. I was REALLY tired this
weekend
Sunday - The company I work for in Florida
was throwing a party on Sunday as an "After the Holiday's" Party. I received
an invitation and decided to go. I wanted to take my friend Brenda, but she was
unavailable during the time frame. I debated on taking someone of a less than
desirable nature, but after my brief and horrific dealings with creatures of
the underworld last weekend, I choose to go solo. I tend to always be alone so
it seemed apropos. I get to the hotel where the party is going to occur and see
Dustin, an employee of the company. He has his new 8 mega pixel Sony camera and
I state to him in no uncertain terms that I refuse and do not wish for my
picture to be taken. He agrees to this social contract. I later come to find
out he has disregarded every instruction layed out in the verbal contract and
not only has pictures of me in a crowd shot, but direct pictures of myself
alone. This break in contract is found to not be socially acceptable and I make
that known to the management and HR department that any pictures bearing my
likeness are not to be made available for distribution.
All of that nastiness aside, the event went very well for
the most part. There was two DJ's who tended to be quite annoying, as I believe
they are paid to be. He seemed to be a former AM drive time morning zoo type of
DJ who was so annoying that he is unable to find employ by any respectable
radio station. He seemed like he was on the last leg of the entertainment
industry and soon to be on his way out completely. There was a $100 joke
contest and seemed like there was no one going to participate. Eventually one
person, then another, and it seemed that that was the end. Now knowing that
timing is everything, and with the lack of any more volunteers I offered to
tell a joke which was one of the most well received told, if not the most.
There were others who got up and told verbal riddles that had no comedic aspect
to them whatsoever. I was clearly a shoe in, and if you know me at all I only
participate in something that I am guaranteed to win. I do not ever play
something that I believe there is a chance of failure on my part. Success must exclude
from me at all times.
Now the Vice President's husband of the company gets up and
tells a joke after a number of other people have told jokes. He was one of the
last to go, and as I very well know timing is everything, then again so is
social and work politics. His joke was mildly entertaining, and received no
more social approval than mine. However, he was the one who won the
competition. I will not and don't even need to get into the politics that
played into his winning. I had a number of people come up to me afterwards and
express their dissatisfaction in me not winning the competition. We will leave
that at that. I don't wish to discuss such a moral outrage any further.
The karaoke competition followed, in which I would never be
a part of. Anyone that knows me, knows that I do not allow myself to be in a situation
where I could be made fun of in the public or private opinions of anyone. I try
to excel beyond the standards of everyone and allow myself to never be in a
situation where I could be made a spectacle of. The DJ, who mind you is soon to
be spit out the bottom of the entertainment industry, most certainly spit out
the bottom of the porn industry of which I cannot imagine a lower person on the
totem pole, decided to momentarily harass me about doing karaoke in which I completely
ignore his actions entirely. It ended up being a tie between the very talented
Taunya who had a magical voice and the comical styling of Stephanie and
someone's significant other (I only say comical because they sang a Sonny and
Cher song and he attempted to do Sonny's voice, which I am not certain of the
exact styling of his voice.) The event ended, and I left with my brother who
had shown up in order to go and see about getting him an iPod, which I helped
him pick out.
I went home last night and watched some of my TV shows after
going with my friend Eric to WhatABurger for an enjoyable new menu item they
were serving, which wasn't salty at all.
That was my weekend, it is a lot to read, but there are some important details
contained therein. How was your weekend?